The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs: Let's all take a deep breath and get some perspective
Fake Steve has been back for a couple of weeks now. But with this post about Google Chrome OS, he’s well and truly back in form.
Honestly, Google, is there anyone in charge over there? Is there anyone who knows how to criticize anything in that fucked up little Montessori preschool of yours? I mean I guess it’s nice that you all get to spend 20 percent of your time dreaming up useless shit, and I guess you have to use the Montessori method and tell everyone that whatever little piece of shit they’ve created is just so wonderful and perfect and beautiful — but really, as I’ve told Eric before, that doesn’t mean you have to release everything these bozos dream up.
And this gold:
Dear friend, I realize you think I’m weak right now, and maybe a little bit vulnerable, and you may also still be a little bit peeved because even though you’re on the board at Apple I didn’t tell you about the surgery I was having and instead led you to believe that I had moved to Tennessee because I needed to negotiate some country-western deals for iTunes.
